In situations like this...

Well, once upon a time, I had some friends fighting in my house. And I had an event to attend. And I decided to leave them in my house and go. So they asked: "Do you have a reason to go out or are you leaving us alone?".I looked at my outfit and said: "Would I dress up like this if I were to just leave you alone?". And they said"Oh wouldn't you?"


...well...they're right.